Saturday, June 28, 2008

latest news (from hell)

This is why I hate the fucking news...

Copter crash kills Guatemala cabinet ministers
Are tomatoes behind the salmonella outbreak?
Opposition backers claim torture in Zimbabwe
Amanpour: Loud silence after nuke plant blows
Pentagon report: Taliban regrouped, 'resilient'
Feds settle anthrax lawsuit with scientist
Warrants:
Student leader kidnapped, shot
Crowley: Picture-perfect day for Clinton, Obama
360 blog: End of Clinton empire? Don't bet on it
Ticker: McCain calls former prez
'lousy'
iReport.com: Who's your VP dream team?
Distribution of 'Mini Me' sex tape barred
I'll 'rip apart' raped kids, lawmaker vows
Homeowner offers house and her 'love' for sale
SI: Athletes using Viagra for competitive edge?
NBA star talks trash on soccer pitch
Face first into a foot of water from 35 ft.
9.5-foot snake swallows family's kitty
Scientists bet North Pole will melt away this year
CNN Wire: 2 Guatemala ministers die in crash


This is what I was faced with when I decided to hop onto CNN.com to see what was going on in the world. Well...aparently, nothing but depressing, horrible, negative, scary shit is going down right now...even a charity soccer game in the streets of New York they managed to turn into something negative by saying 'NBA star talks trash on soccer pitch'...I mean, come on...is there some sort of twisted editorial process where a reporter submits his story, and then some fucking maniac in a suit and tie decides what sort of fucked up title it gets in order to get people to click on the link? Like I want to read about snakes swallowing kitty's and lawmakers talking about 'ripping rape victims apart'...

"Fear Fear Fear Fear...Fear Fear Fear Fear..."

Seriously, its actually kind of sick...even the 'not-so-depressing' stories were kind of fucked up. I hope CNN rethinks what its doing to its online news service...cause right now, it reads like a marathon of Jerry Springer episodeds...not a reputable news source.

"Trash Trash Trash Trash...Trash Trash Trash Trash..."



Hey...those kind of look like horns...red horns......hmmmmmmm

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I worked for newspapers the editorial staff had a slogan they worked by: "If it bleeds, it leads." I've never forgotten that.

6/28/2008 12:24 PM  
Blogger neil said...

Great line…makes me sick though…

The whole editorial/$pin aspect of the industry is what ultimately turned me off a career in journalism…it just really, really bothers me. Being a writer/reporter was the last thing I was really passionate about career wise, and to this day part of me hasn’t gotten over the heartbreak.

I totally 'get it' why they do that...and the end of the day its a business like any other...but like a lot of things in the world today, there's something just a little 'wrong' about it...

6/28/2008 6:13 PM  

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